“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
retail workers should be paid a million dollars for having to listen to the same pop songs over and over again
every shift i have to hear a song thats like “you turn me on like a light switch” *light switch noise* and its ghe worst. nobody listens to this. this music was made specifically to torture me
